Hymen Feltlicker

Hymen Feltlicker is an Guardsman for the Inquisition. After being touched by the Emperor as a child in a vision, he knew must share himself with the rest of the Imperuim of Man by spreading his seed across the galaxy. His service days started as security aboard the rogue trader ship Pure Profit, he was discharged after he discharged all over the ship. He was found by the Inquisition, and thrust into a rag-tag group of misfits bent on sniffing out heresy in multiple scoobydoo-esque events where everyone acts like Scrappy Doo.

His motives are money and general protection from the shit he's seen, as being part of the Inquisition allows him to carry weaponry wherever he wants to go.

His most notable events are saving a psyker from being killed into being a cripple, saving the last two cat girls in the known galaxy, and angering a crippled priest in a hospital bed by wanting to moisturize someones dry and flakey skin.